Hurricane Neddy
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition. I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
Cape Feare
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. D'oh. Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
- Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
- Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone.
- Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
- Ahoy hoy?
- You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Rosebud
But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Mr. Plow
Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.
