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Homer Alone

We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.

The Last Temptation of Homer

I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

• Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!
• …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
• Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
• Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

A Streetcar Named Marge

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Get ready, skanks! It's time for the truth train! Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!