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A Leela of Her Own

And then the battle's not so bad? It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender, you risked your life to save me!

My Three Suns

Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head." Take me to your leader! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!

• You're going to do his laundry?
• I meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?
• We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.

The Prisoner of Benda

Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? Look, last night was a mistake. Oh yeah, good luck with that. It must be wonderful.

A Bicyclops Built For Two

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Ooh, name it after me! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared…